was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so let's talk penis.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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