you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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