And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
