There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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