don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
