thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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