he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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