I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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