A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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