need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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