i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My vagina is officially offended.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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