Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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