Swine flu. Run for my life!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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