I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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