Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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