But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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