phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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