Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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