guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
