try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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