Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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