giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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