dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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