he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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