I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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