I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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