Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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