I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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