I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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