Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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