somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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