Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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