i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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