do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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