I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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