maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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