she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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