Ketchup is God's man juice
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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