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(816): View more from Missouri

Are you guys doing anything tonight?

(859): View more from Kentucky

Krysta

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?

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tie

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.

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(904): View more from Florida

The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs

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You? On what? Why?

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