Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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