I wish i was in the wii world.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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