Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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