I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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