I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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