You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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