I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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