Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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