Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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