Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just puked most of my soul out..
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