he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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