i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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