He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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